Sat
Feb
7
A couple of years ago my friends had a baby named Xander. When he was three or four months old we all went to the L.A. Zoo. We had a great time and saw almost all of the animals, but the one that my friend Mark was the most excited to see was the Black Rhino. We got to that part of the zoo late in the day (it’s all the way at the back) and when we arrived, it was just in time to see this rhino take a huge dump, stick his horn in the air and walk away to the private back area of his enclosure where he couldn’t be seen. We literally got to see the animal for 60 seconds, tops… and he wasn’t even black. He’s grey. Just like all the other g.d. rhinos.
