i saw that.

Like everything else on the internet, this started out as one thing and turned into another.
hitrecordjoe: Engagement Chicken? #evilbooks As a single woman I would like to be very clear when I say: I HATE THIS GENRE OF ‘SELF-HELP.’  Did you know there’s a website called Trap Him, Feed Him, Keep Him?  The content is banal, but the name enrages me.  ”Trap Him”?  Fuck You. I really would rather be alone forever than to start clinging to inane man-catching methodology.  Gross.

hitrecordjoe:

Engagement Chicken? #evilbooks

As a single woman I would like to be very clear when I say: I HATE THIS GENRE OF ‘SELF-HELP.’  Did you know there’s a website called Trap Him, Feed Him, Keep Him?  The content is banal, but the name enrages me.  ”Trap Him”?  Fuck You.

I really would rather be alone forever than to start clinging to inane man-catching methodology.  Gross.

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    “TO GET YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE”
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    Scripps College disapproves.
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    On a February 29th, it’s acceptable for a man to cook a chicken.
  7. winifredjay reblogged this from hitrecordjoe and added:
    So… you’re supposed to cook a chicken when someone proposes to you? Huh. Lucky I saw this book cover!
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    It’s a recipe delusional women cook for their boyfriends when they want them to get with the program and propose...
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    #if you guys love me you would get me this cookbook #i need this to get a man #because MY cooking isn’t good enough How...
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    What the hell is
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    Wow, I need that book ;o) Maybe it might work… xD
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    Hey, at least THEY know about engagement chicken
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    Is it weird that I’ve heard of engagement chicken before O.o
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    Yeah, fuck that noise. I’m pretty sure the things i want in life don’t come out of a cookbook but instead come from...
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