i saw that.

Like everything else on the internet, this started out as one thing and turned into another.

Shower Checklist

  • Spend 5-10 Minutes: standing beneath running water, contemplating life/human existence/writing jokes you’ll never remember.
  • Spend 3-4 Minutes: washing whatever needs cleaning, and/or shaving whatever needs shaving.
  • Spend Additional 3-4 Minutes: standing beneath running water, trying to remember brilliant joke/life epiphany you just thought of.
  • Spend 10 Seconds: turning off water in guilty rush after realizing you’ve wasted 8-15 minutes-worth of water when some countries have none to drink.

  1. isawthat posted this