i saw that.

Like everything else on the internet, this started out as one thing and turned into another.
istealforksfromrestaurants:

Hi Tumblr, it’s me, a slightly older person…
I see a lot of you 20 somethings saying things about how you aren’t going to choose the lesser of two evils and that their policy on important matters are identical so what’s the point they’re both stooges for Wall Street and the Industrial War Complex. 
You are right. Kind of. 
I know y’all LOVE the 90’s. Me too. And I remember after after eight years of Clinton/Gore, I thought those motherfuckers were the devil. I was soooooooooooo upset with Bill Clinton waving his deregulation wand and his fucked foreign policy that I was all FUCK THE DEMOCRATS and I strongly advocated for Raplh Nader, even though he too didn’t really care about my “gonad politics.” Even when not choosing between the “lesser of two evils,” I was STILL having to compromise major issues. 
Having been an adult person through 8 years of Clinton/Gore and 8 years through Bush/Cheney, I can tell you without a shred of hesitation that I will line up like my ass is on fire to vote for the lesser of two evils because the greater of two evils almost had us all living outside and eating dog food. 
And if you think that a Romney presidency won’t be worse than Bush/Cheney, you are out of your mind. 
I am fucking begging all of you, please, go vote. Aside from the fact that far more dangerous things are happening on your local level, (like collective bargaining being taken away in Illinois) this shit does matter. 
If you think voting for Obama is the lesser of two evils, you’re wrong, it’s the lesser of three because not voting IS voting for Romney. Not voting is voting for dickbag judges that sentence people to jail in counties that have privatized prisons for minor drug infractions. Not voting is voting to remove pensions and collective bargaining and the last shreds of union power from the people. Not voting this election is voting for Feudalism.
Go vote. 
Now pardon me, there’s some damn kids on my lawn and they want candy. 

istealforksfromrestaurants:

Hi Tumblr, it’s me, a slightly older person…

I see a lot of you 20 somethings saying things about how you aren’t going to choose the lesser of two evils and that their policy on important matters are identical so what’s the point they’re both stooges for Wall Street and the Industrial War Complex. 

You are right. Kind of. 

I know y’all LOVE the 90’s. Me too. And I remember after after eight years of Clinton/Gore, I thought those motherfuckers were the devil. I was soooooooooooo upset with Bill Clinton waving his deregulation wand and his fucked foreign policy that I was all FUCK THE DEMOCRATS and I strongly advocated for Raplh Nader, even though he too didn’t really care about my “gonad politics.” Even when not choosing between the “lesser of two evils,” I was STILL having to compromise major issues. 

Having been an adult person through 8 years of Clinton/Gore and 8 years through Bush/Cheney, I can tell you without a shred of hesitation that I will line up like my ass is on fire to vote for the lesser of two evils because the greater of two evils almost had us all living outside and eating dog food. 

And if you think that a Romney presidency won’t be worse than Bush/Cheney, you are out of your mind. 

I am fucking begging all of you, please, go vote. Aside from the fact that far more dangerous things are happening on your local level, (like collective bargaining being taken away in Illinois) this shit does matter. 

If you think voting for Obama is the lesser of two evils, you’re wrong, it’s the lesser of three because not voting IS voting for Romney. Not voting is voting for dickbag judges that sentence people to jail in counties that have privatized prisons for minor drug infractions. Not voting is voting to remove pensions and collective bargaining and the last shreds of union power from the people. Not voting this election is voting for Feudalism.

Go vote. 

Now pardon me, there’s some damn kids on my lawn and they want candy. 

(via mrscottdavis)

Abel's 6N6 Challenge: Allow me to reintroduce myself

6n6challenge:

Today, this here blog reaches two milestones: 900 posts and over 32,000 subscribers.

While I suspect 31,000 of you dear subscribers are pornbots, I am still deeply moved to have had the privilege of your eyes, ears, and attention over the past two years. And since I imagine many of you…

Hey guys, have you met my friend Abel?  You should.

The TV on the bus is
Broken, broken, broken;
Broken, broken, broken;
Broken, broken, broken.

The TV on the bus is
Broken, broken, broken;
And all the passengers are mad.

This is a horse, OF COURSE.

This is a horse, OF COURSE.

Nate Shelkey & Natasha Levinger

—The Ro-Co Review, #38 -- "Pitch Perfect"

rocoreview:

In this episode, we discuss Pitch Perfect.  Starring Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Skylar Astin.  Our guest is the charming Samantha Morris.  Topics include: heat waves, Downton Abbey Meets My So Called Life, celebrity crushes, canoodling, Baby Dane Cook, mash-ups, college radio, Tash’s first impressions(from when she was 9), serenades, Ace of Base, forbidden things, orthodonics, and fish pranks.

THAT’S MY WIERD VOICE ON THERE, YOU GUYS!  I’M SO CHARMING!!

gibboncenter:

Get ready because a special treat is headed your way! This November we’re doing it gibbon style!  (stay tuned for more)

OKAY GIBBON CENTER, I love you, but this is the stuff of which NIGHTMARES are made.

gibboncenter:

Get ready because a special treat is headed your way! This November we’re doing it gibbon style!
(stay tuned for more)

OKAY GIBBON CENTER, I love you, but this is the stuff of which NIGHTMARES are made.

flannelanimal:

In honor of this “You’re Gonna Get Some Walk-Ons” contest, here is the complete set of my Arrested Development paper dolls I made last year.    

(Source: kylehiltonillustration)

You guys.

I’ve got some jerk jerking me around right now and it’s interrupting my SLEEP.
No bueno.

Hey all you Jerks out there: stop jerking me around. 

Echo Park crime scene.

Echo Park crime scene.