February 2011
31 posts
January 2011
39 posts
“How old are you?” “Thirty-one.”
“And you’re snacking on Cheerios?” “Yes.”
“Out of a Ziploc bag?” “Yes.”
“Get out of my office.”
- Me, to myself. But I don’t have an office.
Watchdoubleghost:
Video I wrote featuring Maria Thayer, Brian Huskey, Ben Siemon, Adam Lamb, Daisy Mullen and Allan McLeod. Enjoy!
Mike is fantastic, and this is super funny!
Bangable Dudes in History →
Holy shit. I LOVE unavailable men! My faves:
Eugene V. Debs
Samuel F.B. Morse (think of the fun name confusion for us!)
Alexander Hamilton
And the motherfucking prizewinner for swoonerrificness: Lewis Powell Goddamn, that photo is handcuffed, crazy-eyed sex on a stick.
Someone Please Take Me To The Oscars
bbook:
Elie Saab Spring 2011 Couture
Now these I would sell a kidney for.
So I have a reason to wear an unbelievably gorgeous dress. Please?
Do Nothing for 2 Minutes →
dinosaurparty:
What a terrifying exercise in meditation.
(h/t i like you like you)
Going to try doing this every day when I wake up and before bed.
Huge News
Just found out I might be the champion of flossing at your desk.
Watchfunnyordie:
Deliverance 2011
Two innocent fishermen encounter psychotic hillbillies in the woods. And much like the original Deliverance, their “purdy mouths” get them much more than they were asking for.
Fantastic. Mildly upsetting, but fantastic.
The Atlantic: Herman Melville Likes Your Beard →
towirr:
Or as he calls them, in order, in two chapters of White Jacket:
beards
the crop
suburbs of the chin
homeward-bounders
fly-brushes
long, trailing moss hanging from the bough of some aged oak
love-curls
Winnebago locks
carroty bunches
rebellious bristles
redundant mops
…
Hilarious improv team names all.
Watchmattbraunger:
danforth:
Bill Maher on the Founding Fathers. He’s right, you know.
Yeah, that’s about dead on.
My favorite thing about Bill Maher is how much I can hate his smug guts while agreeing with almost everything he says ever.
“Give me your eggs, your bacon, your hashed potatoes yearning to be browned.”
– My tummy, the dramatic chef.
Feng Shui
I was researching more ways to have good energy flow in my house to support all the things I want for my life and had a fucking mini-panic-overwhelmed-by-life-breakdown sobfest.
Feng Shui: I’m doing it wrong.
Dear Country Music,
Can you just shut up for a minute? Just. Shut. Up.
Your cousin Bluegrass, however, may carry on as usual.
Dammit.
I just remembered what it felt like to be 22 and it’s breaking my heart.
I am not comfortable saying that Sarah Palin is to blame for what happened in AZ yesterday. Surely, her choice of graphics was wildly irresponsible, but crazy people be crazy - even before they’re incited by rhetoric. There have been a lot of “fired up” regular folk lately, all bearing the burden of being fed up and filled with the mad-as-hell-not-gonna-take-it-anymore self...
doubleghost:
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Matt Braunger: I'll be on Craig Ferguson tonight.... →
mattbraunger:
Hey friends,
I’ll be doing yuk yuks on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson tonight. DVR or watch that joint, yo. Hopefully it’s stuff most people outside of LA haven’t seen me do.
Also, Comedy Central is doing its Stand-Up Showdown 2011. Basically, people vote for their favorite half-hour…
DUDES! Matty B is my friend, but more importantly, he’s so funny your...
