Cosmopolitan, 1968
THE VULNERABLE PROFESSOR? How about the motherfucker responsible for keeping his focus on educating his students who are likely 20 years his junior?
I even hate 60s Cosmo.
NO. THIS IS WRONG x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
(Source: jennienewman)
What would happen if this became my new look/wardrobe?
THE 1st SPORADIC PIE FAN RAFFLE
Hello everyone. There’s been a lot of activity from you guys today, and as a reward, I’m going to give away a free portrait to one of my followers. To enter, all you have to do is:
- Reblog this post
- Wait
- Intake air, water, food
I’ll randomly select one fan for the portrait. The winner will be announced on Wednesday the 25th.
The portraits will look something like these:
FYI, I can draw girls too:
Good luck!
-John
My #1 solution when faced with human traffic jam situations.
(via status-illustrated)
ARE THESE THE JAGGER MOVES OF WHICH YOU SPEAK, ADAM LEVINE? BECAUSE THIS IS CALLED “WALKING.”
OR MAYBE YOU ARE REFERRING TO HIS CHICKEN-PHARAOH DANCE.
PLEASE CLARIFY.
(via girlfromtheworld)
Tickle Notebook
A notebook for recording who you’ve tickled and where. See it here.
I suggest we all order one.
Here’s our commercial break from for our December show. It’s about women.
The extremely talent-filled actings of Tracy Meyer and Dan Aho!
(And they let me be in it for ten seconds!)
This is fantastic. Make sure to look at some of their twitters to see how they respond when someone explains why Wikipedia is shutting down for the day. Hint…they don’t take to the explanation very well.
Once upon a time there were libraries. Now there are idiots. Lots and lots of idiots.
Girl With a Tail: Erin Shows You How to Use The Secret
I used to go to a healer in Irvine. Unfortunately, being stuck in traffic two hours each way seemed to undo any positive healing that was happening so I quit her. But before I broke up with her via email she taught me that when speaking to the Universe, it first likes to be capitalized and second,…
Shower Checklist
- Spend 5-10 Minutes: standing beneath running water, contemplating life/human existence/writing jokes you’ll never remember.
- Spend 3-4 Minutes: washing whatever needs cleaning, and/or shaving whatever needs shaving.
- Spend Additional 3-4 Minutes: standing beneath running water, trying to remember brilliant joke/life epiphany you just thought of.
- Spend 10 Seconds: turning off water in guilty rush after realizing you’ve wasted 8-15 minutes-worth of water when some countries have none to drink.
(Source: butthorn, via interwebinterloper)
Boldness vs. Reason
And the question becomes: do you just go after what you want/what you’re interested in, or do you simply cut your losses because things aren’t happening the way they’re “supposed to”? Is that surrendering your courage, or behaving realistically? And every damn time, the analytic process is the same and the answer is different based on context and circumstance.
And in an unrelated matter: my shoulder has been aching for weeks and I’m afraid it’s bone cancer or something else awful - should I go ask for an MRI? …it feels like a muscle thing…
