Make work the only place you keep peanut butter cups. That way, it’s not just the place that’s hollowing you out from the inside. It’s the place that’s hollowing you out from the inside that has peanut butter cups!
It’s a cute little motivator to get you to keep living this shadow play of a…
And here is CODEFELLAS Episode 9, with MOOD MUSIC!
Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome aboard Delta Airlines flight seven seven seven eight with nonstop service to sunny San Antonio, Texas. If you could all please stow your carry-on bags in the overhead bins, and make your way to your seats as quickly as possible, we can close the cabin doors…
I’m searching for questions on Twitter, but I don’t know how to use iPhones. Here is a question I wrote on the train: how do you know when you’re in love?
Kind of like sickness, it’s like gastroenterological distress. Trying not to fart or vomit in your stomach when you’re around that person. Real discomfort in stomach. I don’t know if I ever felt in my heart, proper, but you should just feel general malaise.
Rob Delaney, from his interview in The Guardian